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29 Feb

Now that it’s been revealed that Snooki is pregnant, watch as one of two things happen:

coketalk:

1. Snooki will sign a multi-million dollar marketing deal for her pregnancy.

2. Snooki will have an “unplanned miscarriage” in the second trimester.

How’s that for cynical?

(Source: coketalk)

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  4. toriiixlane reblogged this from coketalk and added:
    same thing. I’ll put money on the “miscarriage”
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    or she’ll pull...Kardashian Wedding and do both.
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  9. rebeccalando said: 3. or both
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    Omg if I could paint...extent of my lack of surprise rn… If I could draw a picture of the...