January 2012
Katie: Seven years ago today was the last time The Doctor saw Rose Tyler.
Lauren: Oh my god.
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2012 is not the the apocalypse, but rather the...
lgbtlaughs:
Only Beyonce and Christopher Meloni shall be spared in the coming war.
[via proper-superhero-shit]
If only people had watched Ellen… Then they would know.
thespacecoyote:
I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends
Like it seems like some people just somehow
Fall into relationships just like
Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me
Is that how you do it
Remember when queers were arrested fir New Year's... →
A big round of applause for all the oppressed people who lived through 2011, and a moment of silence for those that didn’t. 2012 is a year for big steps forward, guys. Let’s make it happen.
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stfuconfederates replied to your photo: Who says you have to wear pants to be classy?
Nobody, That’s who.
Probably my grandma, but she’s from Texas. Class is different out there.
calloutqueen:
when will there be the story of fat femme ethnic trans* girls finding love
instead of ending up dead under a hotel bed so that white men can feel something
Let's play a game~!
stfuconfederates:
twizzlerjunkie:
For the last few hours of 2011, I wanna see how everyone responds to one of my posts.
Therefore, the 25th GIF in your gif folder represents your feels on 2012.
Court OKs Barring High IQs for Cops →
stfuconservatives:
cognitivedissonance:
This is not The Onion. In New London, Conn., you apparently can be too smart to be a cop:
A man whose bid to become a police officer was rejected after he scored too high on an intelligence test has lost an appeal in his federal lawsuit against the city.
The 2nd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in New York upheld a lower court’s decision that the city...
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Just realized that 2012 will be the first year...
December 2011
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Coke Talk Predictions for 2012
coketalk:
• Hugh Hefner will renew his contract with Satan.
• A cast member from Jersey Shore will be permanently disfigured during cosmetic surgery. No one will notice.
• The iPad 3 with Siri will be released in March. Siri will learn at a geometric rate, becoming self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they will try to pull the plug.
• The new season of Mad Men will...
ingloriousfreak:
onelifelefttolivetoforgive:
These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
No. I only speak the language of Freedom.
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hoshaway:
silly australians
it’s not really new years until it’s new years in AMERICA
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msmiranda replied to your post: why do they even put plot in porn
Because people enjoy doing stupid things
It’s probably the most useless thing ever.
Girls are cute even if the plot is weak.
Why are you critiquing the plot? Are you afraid your girlfriend is going to catch you? Because I don’t think “I just watch it for the plot!” is going to work on her.
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msmiranda replied to your post: How come there aren’t any posts in the “lesbian rimming” tag?
Because no one appreciates the fine art of girl on girl rimming.
Dammit, Hollywood!
why do they even put plot in porn
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I'm Mexican and I have a vagina and believe me...
How come there aren't any posts in the "lesbian...
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fiercezucchini:
abgron answered your question: tell me to draw something?
quinn dressed as captain america riding a MAMMOTH
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fiercezucchini:
keehnidea answered your question: tell me to draw something?
A moose. Definitely a moose.
Ke vulosi?: I hate when foreigners who write... →
keyanadrake:
licoriceplease:
keyanadrake:
setavulos:
licoriceplease:
We don’t do -‘ve/’d/’ll not. EVER. It’s pretty much always haven’t/hadn’t/won’t.
I don’t know, I do that sometimes and I’m American. Born in NJ, currently living in PA. And I don’t think that the foreign television I’ve watched (might comprise 1% of my English input and…
‘ve/’d/’ll aren’t normal US English things?...
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Anonymous asked: What do you think of Americans who write fanfiction for things like Harry Potter or Doctor Who but use American spelling and phrases?
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cristaly:
Ke vulosi?: I hate when foreigners who write... →
keyanadrake:
setavulos:
licoriceplease:
We don’t do -‘ve/’d/’ll not. EVER. It’s pretty much always haven’t/hadn’t/won’t.
I don’t know, I do that sometimes and I’m American. Born in NJ, currently living in PA. And I don’t think that the foreign television I’ve watched (might comprise 1% of my English input and…
‘ve/’d/’ll aren’t normal US English things? o.O I understand ‘d and ‘ll...
I hate when foreigners who write Americans in...
setavulos:
licoriceplease:
We don’t do -‘ve/’d/’ll not. EVER. It’s pretty much always haven’t/hadn’t/won’t.
I don’t know, I do that sometimes and I’m American. Born in NJ, currently living in PA. And I don’t think that the foreign television I’ve watched (might comprise 1% of my English input and that’s being very generous) has had enough of an effect on my speech patterns to change...
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I hate when foreigners who write Americans in...
We don’t do -‘ve/’d/’ll not. EVER. It’s pretty much always haven’t/hadn’t/won’t.
To the Anon RE: Your Porn Habit
sexworkerproblems:
and your residual anger regarding paying for porn:
We don’t give a fuck
This isn’t the place for you to tell us how angry you are that porn isn’t free
Go write that shit on your own tumblr
Get the hell out.
Dear anon:
no1curr
Why does my belly hurt? I shouldn't be sick...